Frugality is this: using a badly broken hand mirror for 7 1/2 years by choice.
Wisdom is this: going to Wal-Mart during the NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship to replace it. (Empty parking lot, empty store.)
Stupidity is this: discovering that my long-delayed expenditure would total a whopping $2.28.
Irony is this: realizing when I returned home that I had barbecue sauce all over my face.